Better or Equally Terrible Names for This Blog Would Have Been...

Dear Internet,

I've decided that I did you a disservice by naming this blog as pretentiously as I have--though as I have stated, it may not have been my idea--and while I could easily re-title it or import my posts to a new blog with a better name, I won't because my valuable time could be better spent playing with Legos or giving school children temporary tattoos with ball-point-pens for money, so instead I present to you this list that I compiled after what must have been several minutes of contemplation. I invite you to pick a favorite title from this list and pretend my blog is called that instead of what is is actually called, which I don't remember at the moment and can't be bothered to find out because my "Page Up" key was stolen by a bird.

Object Permanence
Bifurcated Mentality
Horny at Work
Misguided Dissemination
Fancy Rants
Oral, Aural and Earl
High on Life! Also Heroin
So Very Lonely
Septuagenarian Sesquipedalian Susquehannan Sellout
Stuff I Can Fit Up My Nose
Unilateral Campaign
Objective Truth
Sexed Up
Run! Run Far Away!
The Midwest is a Government Conspiracy
Ample Bosom Chum
You Shut Your Fat Mouth
Heinous Atrocities
Atrocious Heinies*
Punch in the Face
Illegal Jargon
Abate My Lust
Aptly Ironic
Cunt Trumpets
Ubiquitous Penumbra
Muliebrious Titter



I'll add more if I feel like it (which I probably won't). You stay out of trouble, now.

Love,
Steve



*Why is it that if I say something is an atrocity, it conjures the image of Hitler and the holocaust, but if I say it's atrocious, it conjures images of Mary Poppins?