So...apparently I have a blog?

Dear Internet,

Today I found out that I have a blog apparently--this blog--that I did not remember/realize/know that I had set up, so...sorry about not posting in a while. Or ever.

Literally, I clicked "sign in" and blogspot asked me if I would like to write a new post for a blog I have no memory of creating, and since the only other thing I have going on right now is my job, I figure, "What the hey."

Although, now that I think about it, it seems likely that this is some kind of trap, and the open blog space is just some kind of luscious bait laid out for me for reasons that will be clear soon enough. So stay alert, Internet, if you don't hear from me for an extended period of time, it is almost certainly because some unspeakable atrocity has befallen me you should feel it is your civic duty inform the police, (though my preference would be ATF or better) and when my mangled, ravaged body is found flat-packed in a TV stand box in an Ikea storeroom, you will be lauded as a hero.

Although now that I think about it a little more, there are many things that would explain me forgetting exactly when or why I claimed this little corner of the internet, and all of them are brands of alcohol, which actually makes a lot of sense. Like, do you ever find old text messages that you forgot you sent your roommate declaring your intent to make love to his Brita Filter? This might be kind of along those lines.

I choose, however, to believe that it's a trap. Hopefully it's part of a broader conspiracy that involves corporations and maybe governments and it's not just one freak trying to reel me in to his torture dungeon where he will make me pleasure him and read his Buffalo Bill fan fiction because I promised myself "never again."

In any case I will use this blog to continue to report courageously on what it is like to have a blog, and see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Love,
Steve